-Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
-Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough?
-Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
-Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?
-Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
-Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
-Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
-Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
-Whose idea was it to put an “S” in the word “lisp”?
-If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
-Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
-Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
-Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
-Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
-Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
-How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
-When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, “It’s all right?”
Well, it isn’t all right, so why don’t we say, “That hurt, you stupid moron?”
-Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling ff the table you always manage to knock something else over?
-In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer hen we complained about the heat?
-How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
-And……
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is uffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best riends –if they’re okay, then it’s you!!
I found this really useful list in my travels. It originally came from WEB 2.0 Revealed web site
In order to gain useful one-way backlinks to your sites and blogs, it’s worth going through the list to find ones that match your own site’s topic and get bookmarking!
SOCIAL BOOKMARK SITES
I have been asked to add some more to this list. If you know of any more, feel free to leave a comment and I’ll add them. Here they are:
Terry Didcott
The Costa Del Sol is a strange place when it comes to the weather. July and August are normally sun, sun, and more sun and we have droughts and the golf courses all get blamed for using up all the water etc.
But what is this? It rained! In August! Admittedly, it only lasted for a couple of hours, and it was VERY local - we got the full brunt of it here in Fuengirola - in those two hours the car park of the local aquapark was three feet underwater! Spanish drainage is simply not geared up for rain. But it didn’t even dampen the streets of Malaga, 15kms along the coast!
Very strange.
Well, the sun came out again and everything was back to normal in a few hours (apart from some flooded carburettors). Now its Saturday and it’s overcast again. Two days in August!
So much for global warming. How dare a bunch of clouds interrupt my August while I’m taking the mick out of all my friends in perma-rainy England!
Terry Didcott
I just submitted Alternative Cures Blog to Blogitive to see what they do with it. Again, it’s old enough but has a PR0 and its Alexa rating is not wonderful! So we’ll just wait and see, just like I’m still patiently (or otherwise) waiting to see if Google will give some PR love to my Honest Way blog so I can start to make some decent money from advertising. One can only live in hope…
Terry Didcott